February 2012
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Jessi- Can you see it?
BB- If I don't spread my legs.
Jessi- That must be hard for you.
BB- Dude, you don't even know.
BLOOD EVERYWHERE! TOTAL MASSACRE!
The crime scene: my pants.
Caroline- I heard a little rumor that you didn't want to open because of I opened!
BB- What?! Who said that Cole? Sounds like Cole.
Caroline- No, actually I said that.
Sometimes, you just want a public hanging.
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“He just a fake nigga who blogs in all caps.”
– Childish Gambino “Heartbeat”
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“It’s midnight on a Friday and I’m talking to you about your fucking...”
– Cole
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It's no secret my hair is awesome.
Some lady came through my line at Sprout’s and asked if she could touch it…..
and I also got asked if I wanted to be in a hair show on Tuesday…..
if only they knew how dirty my hair is on the reg.
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“I’m afraid Nana would die on my wedding day to steal my thunder.”
– Lacey
“He’s not an Aggie and he’s not a Catholic”
– Ms.Sandra’s Mom about Mr.Jim
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Its all fun and games doing impressions of...
Until someone does an impression of you.
-__-
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Chelsea and Jessi hated by many, loved by the...
“I have your check, Sweet Helge has your number, you have an attitude.”
– Cole
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